"They go off to college and they come in the front door instead of the back, but they still don't know their hinders from their a??holes!" Maynard Eue (as told to Bryan Swenson and me as we were home on break from college and visiting the Happy Hour)
"He's got a nose like an old boar pig!" Maynard Eue referring to Dick Nixon.
"There ain"t a cow worth having that can't hold two days milk!" Swants McCormick
"Gimme two-o-o-o-o fourtee-e-e-en cent shoca ship and a coupa-pac-a Salem." Lawrence Malz ordering at Bender Drug.